May 2011
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the races
today was a magical day, it was a day of horse racing and debauchery. lucky for me, my plot was super sratty and had PIE as part of the ‘dessert’ section of our fancy chicken tender meal. it was fantastic. This experience led me to realize that even in a sunburnt and mildly delirious state, pie is still my PIEority. (so punny)
November 2010
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It's that time of year again!!
mmm thanksgiving pies at their finest. pumpkin? pecan? sweet potato? the possibilities are endless. i am so stoked.
August 2010
6 posts
Nicknames
I’ll never understand the couples who call each other “cutie pie”, “sugar booger” or anything else remotely disgusting. Who really wants to think of their significant other as a sweet tasting object that comes from your nose? I mean honestly people, you can do better than that.
Remember Juno?
Receptionist: Free condom? They’re boysenberry. Juno MacGuff: No, thanks. I’m off sex right now. Receptionist: My boyfriend wears them every time we have intercourse, it makes his junk smell like pie.
I just thought I’d share a personal story about pie for your amusement. My first year of college, I was in charge of an event called “Pie In the Face”. The name is pretty self-explanatory, so I won’t go into detail about it. I thought I’d covered all the bases when planning the event but when it came time to actually pie the brave volunteers in the face, a tiny...
